1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.
2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our but while yelling “Woo-Hoo!” is truly the sexiest dance move around.
3. We’ve suddently decided that we want to kick someone’s ass and honestly believe we could do it too.
4. In our last trip to pee,we realize that we now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess we were just four hours ago.
5. We start crying and telling everyone we see that we love them sooooooooo much.
6. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song play’s because “Oh my God! I love this song!”
7. We’ve suddently taken up smoking and become really good at it.
8. We yell at the bartender,who we believe cheated us by giving us just lemonade,but that’s just because we can no longer taste the gin.
9. We’ve found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to us.
10. We think we are in bed,but our pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor (or the mop?)
11. We fail to notice that the toilet lid’s up when we sit on it.
12. We take our shoes off because we believe it’s their fault that we’re having problems walking straight.
13. Our eyesjust don’t seem to want to stay open on their own so keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.
14. We start every conversation with a booming : "Don't take this the wrong way but........"
Send this along to all the girls you know who like to have fun.Make them laugh at themselves like you probably did…Sadly,many are true!
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